I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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