Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
