Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
you had me at cake vodka
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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