Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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