She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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