Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Is it because I queefed?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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