what if I'm pregnant?
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i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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