using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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