Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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