Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
