but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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