I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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