Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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