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your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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