There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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