Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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