We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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