Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
we should paint friendship bongs
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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