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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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