you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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