If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
