o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I have aggressive nipples.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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