So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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