just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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