8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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