i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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