I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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