just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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