bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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