so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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