I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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