It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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