I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize