If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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