it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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