Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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