Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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