Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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