that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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