People in love make me want to vomit
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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