Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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