Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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