Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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