Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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