I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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