What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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