fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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