its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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