under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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