lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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