It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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