She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I just want to make out with him forever
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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