He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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