well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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