it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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