Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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