im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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